A Certain Romance
Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks Or knackered Converse Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks But all of that’s what the point is not The point is that there ain’t no romance around there And there’s the truth that they can’t see They’d probably like to throw a punch at me And if you could only see them, then you would agree Agree that there ain’t no romance around there You know, oh, it’s a funny thing, you know? We’ll tell them if you like We’ll tell them all tonight They’ll never listen Because their minds are made up And course it’s all OK to carry on that way 'Cause over there there’s broken bones There’s only music, so that there’s new ringtones And it don’t take no Sherlock Holmes To see it’s a little different around here Don’t get me wrong though there’s boys in bands And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands And just 'cause he’s had a couple of cans He thinks it’s alright to act like a dickhead Don’t you know, oh it’s a funny thing you know We’ll tell them if you like We’ll tell them all tonight They’ll never listen 'Cause their minds are made up And course is all OK to carry on that way But I said no, oh no! Well oh, you won’t get me to go Not anywhere, not anywhere No, I won’t go, oh no, no? But over there there’s friends of mine What can I say, I’ve known them for a long long time And yet they might overstep the line But you just cannot get angry in the same way No, not in the same way No not in the same way Oh no, oh no, no!
Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts
There’s always somebody taller with more of a wit And he’s equipped to enthrall her and her friends think he’s fit And you just can’t measure up though, you don’t have a prayer Wishing that you’d made the most of her when she was there They’ve got engaged there’s no intention of a wedding He’s pinched your bird and he’d probably kick your head in Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts Oh, you’re better off without her anyway You said you wasn’t sad to see her go Yeah, but I know you were though Now you don’t know what she’s up to you can only assume If she’s not in the front of the shops then they’ve gone to his room Bet she’s gone 'round in her school stuff, bet that’s what he likes I know you thought she were different and you thought she were nice But she’s not nice, she’s pretty fucking far from nice She’s looking at you funny rarely looking at you twice Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts Oh, you’re better off without her anyway You said you wasn’t sad to see her go Yeah, but it’s so clear you were though Have you heard what she has been doing? Never did it for me He picks her up at the school gate at twenty past three She’s been with all of the boys but, never went very far And she wagged English and science just to go in his car They’ve got engaged there’s no intention of a wedding He’s pinched me bird and he’d probably kick my head in Oh now the girls have grown Yeah but I’m sure that they still carry on in similar ways Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts Oh, I’m better off without her anyway I said I wasn’t sad to see her go Yeah, but I’m only pretending, you know Yeah, I’m only pretending, you know I was only pretending, you know I was only pretending, you know
Choo Choo
My baby wants to drive the train But don’t you let her, don’t you let her touch the tracks I said my baby wants to drive the train Well all aboard yeah, and don’t forget to mind the gap Don’t you let her, don’t you know She’s sick and tired of Being in the background, the passenger Let her drive the train, oh! Choo Choo! Why don’t you let her drive the train? Choo Choo! Why don’t you let her drive the train, yeah She’s setting off from platform four Make your way down, we’ll shut the door bout quarter to five I said she’s setting off from platform four And they’ve decided that they’re gonna let her drive Don’t you let her, don’t you know She’s sick and tired of Being in the background, the passenger Let her drive the train, oh! Choo Choo! Why don’t you let her drive the train, oh… Choo Choo! Why don’t you let her drive my train, yeah Choo Choo! Choo Choo! Choo Choo! Choo Choo!
Cigarette Smoke
Get out the way, mister With your short sharp tips No, I won’t read your lips right now And baby, hey You send a shiver down my spine But do you read my mind Do you… And you’re looking pretty suspicious And probably planning a heist He’s wanting to go to the strippers It makes him feel all nice (Cigarette smoke yeah) The cigarette smoke in your eyes Watching a stripper and (Smacking a bloke yeah) Smacking a bloke here tonight Get out the way, mister With your short sharp tips No, I won’t read your lips right now And baby, hey You send a shiver down my spine But do you read my mind Do you… He’s prob’ly got stopped by a panda For speeding on his way there …flashing of digital cameras From tourists in trafalgar square (Cigarette smoke yeah) The cigarette smoke in your eyes Watching a stripper and (Snortin' some coke yeah) Snortin' some coke off her thighs Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla… (Cigarette smoke yeah) The cigarette smoke in your eyes Watching a stripper and (Smacking a bloke yeah) Smacking a bloke here tonight And I just can’t see for the (Cigarette smoke yeah) The cigarette smoke in your eyes Watching a stripper and (Snortin' some coke yeah) Snortin' some coke off her thighs Lalalalalala laaaaaaaoooo Oww
Dancing Shoes
Get on your dancing shoes There’s one thing on your mind Hoping they’re looking for you Sure you’ll be rummaging through And the shit, shock, horror You’ve seen your future bride Yeah, but it’s oh so absurd For you to say the first word So you’re waiting and waiting and The only reason that you came So what you scared for? Why don’t you always do the same? It’s what you’re there for, don’t you know? …the lights are flashing Down in here tonight And some might exchange a glance But keep pretending to dance But don’t act like it’s not happening As if it’s impolite To go and mention your name Instead you’ll just do the same As they all do, and hope for the best… The only reason that you came So what you scared for? Why don’t you always do the same? It’s what you’re there for but no Get on your dancing shoes You sexy little swine Hoping they’re looking for you Sure you’ll be rummaging through And I said the shit, shock, horror You’ve seen your future bride Yeah, but it’s oh so absurd For you to say the first word So you’re waiting and waiting
Fake Tales Of San Francisco
Fake Tales of San Francisco Echo through the room More point to a wedding disco Without a bride or groom There’s a super cool band yeah With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets Practicing their lines I don’t want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) I don’t want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) I don’t want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) I don’t want to hear you I don’t want to hear your Fake Tales of San Francisco Echo through the air And there’s a few bored faces at the back All wishing they weren’t there And as the microphone squeaks A young girl’s telephone beeps Yeah she’s dashing for the exit Oh, she’s running to the streets outside "Oh you’ve saved me," she screams down the line "The band were fucking wank And I’m not having a nice time" I don’t want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) I don’t want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) Yeah but his bird said it’s amazing, though So all that’s left Is the proof that love’s not only blind but deaf He talks of San Francisco, he’s from Hunter’s Bar I don’t quite know the distance But I’m sure that’s far Yeah, I’m sure it’s pretty far Yeah, I’d love to tell you all my problem You’re not from New York City, you’re from Rotherham So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah
Knock A Door Run
Watch me… watch me go Well I’m struttin' up ever so slow And now sting me… get in the groove Cause they’re bangin' on the door Yes they’re hard and they’ll make a move We’re wakin' up those sleepers You know we’re so mischievous Just what you’ll do to keep us entertained We’re wakin' up those sleepers You know we’re so mischievous Just what you’ll do to keep us entertained (Knock, run) She’s got you up and she’s run, run, runnin' away (Knock, run) You’re knockin' first if you think that you’re comin' to play And I don’t mind Cause all the time you’re talkin' at me No I don’t mind at all Oh well cap-guns and polystyrene planes Well I’m buyin' penny bubblies with my change Cause sting me… get in the groove Cause they’re bangin' on the door Yes they’re hard and they’ll make a move We’re wakin' up those sleepers You know we’re so mischievous Just what you’ll do to keep us entertained Oh well now she says she’s goin' That she’s got the towel to throw in Was just about to blow him and run away! (Knock, run) She’s got you up and she’s run, run, runnin' away (Knock, run) You’re knockin' first if you think that you’re comin' to play And I don’t mind Cause all the time you’re talkin' at me Well I don’t mind at all… no
Mardy Bum
Well now then Mardy Bum I’ve seen your frown And it’s like looking down the barrel of a gun And it goes off And out come all these words Oh there’s a very pleasant side to you A side I much prefer It’s one that laughs and jokes around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away Oh, but it’s right hard to remember That on a day like today when you’re all argumentative And you’ve got the face on Well now then Mardy Bum Oh I’m in trouble again, aren’t I? I thought as much Cause you turned over there Pulling that silent disappointment face The one that I can’t bear Well can’t we just laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away Oh, but it’s right hard to remember That on a day like today when you’re all argumentative And you’ve got the face on And yeah I’m sorry I was late But I missed the train And then the traffic was a state And I can’t be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs, Oh, when you say I don’t care But of course I do, yeah, I clearly do! So laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away Oh, but it’s right hard to remember That on a day like today when you’re all argumentative And you’ve got the face on
On The Run From The MI5
Come and take a leaf out of my book I’m a crack dealing crook Selling lots of rock and roll to the masses And I know if you wanna take a trip to the city We can go (to Gibraltar) We can go (to Gibraltar) Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, come on Come on, come on, come on, come on Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, come on Give me your switch card - I’ll book some flights 1996 And I’m stuck at the bottom of a truck Got the road right in my…, got detectives And I’ll say if you catch me that I really wish That I had stayed (in Gibraltar) That I had stayed (in Gibraltar) Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, come on Come on, come on, come on, come on Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, come on Give me your switch card - I’ll book some flights
Riot Van (Demo)
We got thrown in a riot van And the coppers kicked him in And there was no way he could win Just had to take it on the chin Smoked a bong a last night And stole somebody’s telephone He thinks it’s all alright But they’ve left him on his own, on his own But baby stop calling Over and over yeah And give me some funny cigarettes And do what they told you, yeah Pinched a car with one headlight And lost control the passengers were screaming Made him shut his eyes right tight And think of you, and hope that he was dreaming Then up rolled the riot van And called the fire brigade But it was already too late And there was no arrests to make Ohhhhh! But baby stop calling Over and over yeah And give me some funny cigarettes And do what they told you, yeah
Scummy
So who’s that girl there? I wonder what went wrong So that she had to roam the streets She don’t do major credit cards I doubt she does receipts It’s all not quite legitimate And what a scummy man Just give him half a chance I bet he’ll rob you if he can Can see it in his eyes, yeah That he’s got a driving ban Amongst some other offences And I’ve seen him with girls of the night And he told Roxanne to put on her red light They’re all infected but he’ll be alright Cause he’s a scumbag, don’t you know I said he’s a scumbag, don’t you know! Although you’re trying not to listen I bet your eyes are staring at the ground She makes a subtle proposition Sorry love I’ll have to turn you down And oh he must be up to something Want half a chance to show he’s more than likely I’ve got a feeling in my stomach I start to wonder what his story might be What his story might be They said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down Around here Around And look here comes a Ford Mondeo Isn’t he Mister Inconspicuous And he don’t have to say 'owt She understands she’s here to get picked up And she’s delighted when she sees him Pulling in and giving her the eye Because she must be fucking freezing Scantily clad beneath the clear night sky She don’t stop in the winter, no and… They said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down Around here They said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down Around here Around here What a scummy man Just give him half a chance I bet he’ll rob you if he can Can see it in his eyes that he’s got a nasty plan I hope you’re not involved at all
Still Take You Home
Well, it’s ever so funny 'Cause I don’t think you’re special, I don’t think you’re cool You’re just probably alright But under these lights you look beautiful And I’m struggling I can’t see through your fake tan Yeah, and you know it for a fact That everybody’s eating out of your hands But what do you know? Oh, you know nothing Yeah, but I’ll still take you home Oh, yeah, I’ll still take you home So what do you know? Said you don’t know nothing Well, fancy seeing you in here You’re all tarted up and you don’t look the same Well, I haven’t seen you since last year Yeah, surprisingly you have forgotten my name But you know it Yeah, and you knew it all along Oh, and you say you have forgotten But you’re fibbing, go on, tell me I’m wrong So what do you know? Oh, you know nothing Yeah, but I’ll still take you home Oh, yeah, I’ll still take you home So what do you know? Oh, you don’t know nothing, no So what do you know? Yeah, you don’t know nothing Yeah, but I’ll still take you home Oh, yeah, I’ll still take you home I said what do you know? Oh, you don’t know nothing, no I fancy you with a passion You’re a Topshop princess, a rockstar too But you’re a fad, you’re a fashion And I’m having a job trying to talk to you But it’s alright Yeah, I’ll put it on one side 'Cause everybody’s looking You’ve got control of everyone’s eyes, including mine
Wavin' Bye To The Train Or The Bus
Oh baby, I’m wanting to do you a swap I’ll give you anything, yeah In return for the noises you’ve got And I can see you want to be attended to Just count to twenty-nine and I’ll attend to you Oh for sure… well certainly, yeah yeah yeah Wavin' bye to the train or the bus I’m ever so worried because… I don’t want to get all forgotten… So very comfortable.. Don’t really need to put up my feet, And even in fat sam’s grand slam, Can’t see it being easier to speak. when you’ve karate-kicked your way to someone new And I’m a memory and don’t know what to do All on his own… Collecting his dole n' stuff Wavin' bye to the train or the bus I’m ever so worried because… I don’t want to get all forgotten… Cause we know Yeah, we know-oh-oh-oh Oh we know, a woah-oh-oh Don’t know where we’re going, baby I s’pose it depends But even if we’re all far apart We can all come back and all be fine We’ll be able to be together again Be together again Be together again Be together again … Everybody will be together again!
I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
Stop making the eyes at me, I’ll stop making my eyes at you. What it is that surprises me Is that I don’t really want you to And your shoulders are frozen (as cold as the night) Oh, but you’re an explosion (you’re dynamite) Your name isn’t Rio, but I don’t care for sand and lighting The fuse might result in a bang b-b-bang-go I bet that you look good on the dance floor I don’t know if you’re looking for romance or… I don’t know what you’re looking for I said I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 Well, from 1984! I wish you’d stop ignoring me Because it’s sending me to despair, Without a sound yeah you’re calling me And I don’t think it’s very fair That your shoulders are frozen (cold as the night) Oh, but you’re an explosion (you’re dynamite) Your name isn’t Rio, but I don’t care for sand and lighting The fuse might result in a bang, b-b-bang-go I bet that you look good on the dance floor I don’t know if you’re looking for romance or… I don’t know what you’re looking for I said I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 Well, from 1984! Oh, there ain’t no love, no Montagues or Capulets Are just banging tunes and DJ sets And dirty dance floors, and dreams of naughtiness! Well, I bet that you look good on the dance floor I don’t know if you’re looking for romance or… I don’t know what you’re looking for I said I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 Said, from 1984!
Stickin' To The Floor
Won’t somebody let me out? Don’t want to stick around no more Sick of looking at you strange Sick of sticking to the floor Not one of you has got an ounce of style in ya Said not one of you, no Well fuck it all and break your nose If they keep on pushing you around If they keep on stepping on your toes And pick you up when you fall down Not one of you has got an ounce of style in ya Said not one of you, no Not one of you has got an ounce of style in ya, no Said not one of you, no
Space Invaders
Space invaders flying home Yeah, they’re going to hit the sack And they are prob’ly going to die getting high Cause they’re mixing crazy moments with the crack And she’s kissing all the boys She’s to clever to be slack But she’s bound to go away for a day In July, so she won’t be coming back Baby, baby, baby The good old days have died Baby, baby, baby Now won’t you dry your pretty eyes Baby, baby, baby Your good old days are taxed So come on! Spot big bell bottom chords And a matching with a hat And you’re a rule breaker, baby Can’t you see me standing Only in your way to hit the sack? And she’s kissing all the boys She’s to clever to be slack But she’s bound to go away for a day In July, so she won’t be coming back Baby, baby, baby Your good old days have died Baby, baby, baby Won’t you dry your pretty eyes Baby, baby, baby Your good old days are taxed So come on!
Curtains Closed
I so wanted it long but she cut it short And now I’m catching a cold I told you not but no crack in the doobie But it was already rolled Oh, I turned down my lights And my curtains weren’t closed I turned down my lights And my curtains weren’t closed Oh well, I turned down my lights And my curtains weren’t closed last night Oh baby, I must be mad Well, I don’t care about your massage oils It’s got my skin going red Cause I’m a mad mother-fucker With my curtains open Sitting tucked up in bed I turned down my lights And my curtains weren’t closed I turned down my lights And my curtains weren’t closed Oh well, I turned down my lights And my curtains weren’t closed last night Oh baby, I must be mad I turned down my lights And my curtains weren’t closed Oh well, I turned down my lights And my curtains weren’t closed Oh yeah, well I turned down my lights And my curtains weren’t closed last night Oh baby, I must be mad
Ravey Ravey Ravey Club
She’s the victim, well fuck all that we ain’t goin home today And she’s been too much magic beans to walk all men away And she’s been eatin' too much magic beans to walk all men away Put up your picture and the playful love will get around Yeah but we’ll get around yeah Yeah but we’ll get around Well everyones felling alright I won’t be sleeping today No I won’t be sleeping tonight We’re felling silly, I’m feeling oh so sick And I can’t see you through the smoke because the clouds so thick And theres a fire as your dancing to the disco sound Put up your picture baby and love will get around Yeah but we’ll get around yeah But yeah we’ll get around Everyone’s feeling alright I won’t be sleeping today And I won’t be sleeping tonight