Come Together

Here come old flattop, he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger, he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production, he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard,  he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his arms, yeah,  you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster, he got early warning
He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking cause he’s so hard to see
Come together right now over me

Something

Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover,
Something in the way she woos me.
I don’t want to leave her now,
You know I believe and how.
Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don’t need no other lover.
Something in her style that shows me.
I don’t want to leave her now,
You know I believe and how.
You’re asking me will my love grow,
I don’t know, I don’t know.
You stick around now it may show,
I don’t know, I don’t know.
Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is think of her,
Something in the things she shows me.
I don’t want to leave her now,
You know I believe and how.

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

Joan was quizzical,  studied metaphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube,
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine calls her on the phone,
Can I take you to the pictures, Joan.
But as she’s getting ready to go, a knock come on the door.
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head,
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed,
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene,
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind,
Writing fifty times I must not be so
But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind,
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head,
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
P.C. thirty-one said, we’ve caught a dirty one,
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery say he must go free.  (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, oh, oh, oh.
But as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from behind,
Bang, bang Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon his head,
Bang, bang Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that he was dead.
Silver hammer.

Oh! Darling

Oh, Darling, please believe me
I’ll never do you no harm
Believe me when I tell you
I’ll never do you no harm

Oh, Darling, if you leave me
I’ll never make it alone
Believe me when I thank you,
Don’t ever leave me alone

When you told me
You didn’t need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and cried
When you told me
You didn’t need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and died

Oh, Darling, if you leave me
I’ll never make it alone
Believe me when I tell you
I’ll never do you no harm
Believe me darling

When you told me
You didn’t need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and cried
When you told me
You didn’t need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and died

Oh, Darling, please believe me
I’ll never let you down
Oh, believe me darling
Believe me when I tell you,
I’ll never do you no harm

Octopus’s Garden

I’d like to be under the sea in an octopus’s garden in the shade,
He’d let us in, knows where we’ve been, in his octopus’s garden in the shade.
I’d ask my friends to come and see an octopus’s garden with me.
I’d like to be under the sea in an octopus’s garden in the shade.
We would be warm below the storm in our little hide-a-way beneath the waves.
Resting our head on the sea bed in an octopus’s garden near a cave.
We would sing and dance around because we know we can’t be found.
I’d like to be under the sea in an octopus’s garden in the shade.
We would shout and swim about the coral that lies beneath the waves.
Oh what joy for every girl and boy knowing they’re happy and they’re safe.
We would be so happy, you and me, no one there to tell us what to do,
I’d like to be under the sea in an octopus’s garden with you.

I Want You (She’s so heavy)

I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad,  babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad, babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
She’s so…​heavy, heavy
She’s so…​heavy, she’s so heavy
I want you, I want you so bad
I want you, I want you so bad,
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad
I want you, you know I want you so bad, babe
I want you, you know I want you so bad
It’s driving me made it’s driving me mad
She’s so…​

Here Comes the Sun

Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
And I say it’s all right.
Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter,
Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
And I say it’s all right.
Little darling, the smiles returning to their faces,
Little darling it seems like years since it’s been here,
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
And I say it’s all right.
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes.
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes.
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes.
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes.
Little darling ,I feel that ice is slowly melting,
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been clear,
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,  I say,
It’s all right,

Here comes the sun, it’s all right.

Because

Ah, because the world is round
it turns me on
Because the world is round

Ah, because the wind is high
it blows my mind
Because the wind is high

Ah, love is old, love is new
Love is all, love is you

Because the sky is blue
it makes me cry
Because the sky is blue

Ah, ah, ah, ah

You Never Give Me Your Money

You never give me your money
Your only give me your funny paper
And in the middle of negotiations you break down

I never give you my number
I only give you my situation
And in the middle of investigation I break down.

Out of college money spent
See no future pay no rent.
All the money’s gone, nowhere to go.

Any Jobber got the sack,
Monday morning turning back.
Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go.
But oh that magic feeling nowhere to go.
Oh that magic feeling, nowhere to go


One sweet dream
Pick up the bags, get in the limousine.
Soon we’ll be away from here.
Step on the gas and wipe that tear away,
One sweet dream came true today, came true today.
Came true today, yes, it did


One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
All good children go to heaven.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
All good children go to heaven.

Sun King

Ah - here comes the Sun king.
Everybody’s laughing,
Everybody’s happy.
Here comes the Sun king.

Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol
Questo abrigado tanta mucho que canite carousel

Mean Mr. Mustard

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,
Shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper.
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes.
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose,
Such a mean old man, such a mean old man.
His sister Pam works in a shop,
She never stops, she’s a go getter.
Takes him out to look at the Queen,
Only place that he’s ever been.
Always shouts out something obscene,
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man.

Polythene Pam

Well you should see Polythene Pam
She’s so good looking but she looks like a man.
Well you should see her in drag.
Dressed in her polythene bag.
Yes you should see Polythene Pam - Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She’s killer diller when she’s dressed to the hilt.
She’s the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World.
Yes you could say she was attractively built - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She Came in Through the Bathroom Window

Come on, now…​Oh, look out
She came in through the bathroom window,
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon

Didn’t anybody tell her
Didn’t anybody see
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me.

She said she’d always been a dancer
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well I knew what I could not say.

And so I quit the police department
And got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
She could steal but she could not rock.

Didn’t anybody tell her
Didn’t anybody see
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me…​oh, yeah.

Golden Slumbers

Once there was a way to get back homeward.
Once there was a way to get back home.
Sleep pretty darling do not cry,
And I will sing a lullaby.

Golden Slumbers fill your eyes,
Smiles awake you when you rise.
Sleep pretty darling do not cry,
And I will sing a lullaby.

Once there was a way to get back homeward.
Once there was a way to get back home.
Sleep pretty darling do not cry,
And I will sing a lullaby.

Boy, you’re gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time
Boy, you’re gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time

I never give you my pillow,
I only send you my invitations
And in the middle of the celebrations,
I break down

Boy, you’re gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time
Boy, you’re gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time


Oh yeah, all right, are you gonna be in my dream tonight
Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you….
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

Carry that Weight

The End