Mr. Solomons Said
One day Mr Solomons said There was a little black cloud over your head Anyway you’ve received a threat Or so he understands I’m a country lad but I see it too How much it’s got to you And now you’re slipping down Into the shadowlands My life’s the fighting game I keep my cool, I stay the same We never mind how bad it is In fact we like all your Showbiz shenanigans And Jack wants to help you out Is what it’s all about With Mr Solomons We like the flashbulbs, pop, pop, pop All the razzamatazz We like the big nights, the West End lights And all of that jazz And you can bet Jack is never going back To Frying Pan Alley You can bet Jack is never going back To Frying Pan Alley He signed me as a prospect, see Then something let go in my knee But I’m no clapped out punchateer Like some of the other ones Promoting’s all about the gate Information’s worth its weight I’m the eyes and ears and it’s great With Mr Solomons Daytimes I’ll make the rounds In every caff and every pub In this part of town There’s a mug or a pug And always someone blathering It’s gossip calypso all day long Who’s the money going on Who’s been training wrong Got hurt or struggling Well I might have a couple with a cornerman The one with the sponge and bucket I’ve maybe got a bottle for a club doorman Tickets for a waitress in my pocket She said 'It’s me or the ring, Jack' years ago So he swapped his gloves for Savile Row Jack’s no pushover though He likes that story told Behind the pinstripe buttonhole Behind the yellow rose Beats a heart of gold Now he’s got me something new Which is to look out for you I said, 'I’d be happy to, Mr Solomons' One day Mr Solomons said 'London, son, we have got some hard pavements' There’s more to the man than the motto read On the wall above his head 'Winners win, losers make their own arrangements' You can bet Jack is never going back To Frying Pan Alley Yeah, you can bet Jack is never going back To Frying Pan Alley You can bet Jack is never going back To Frying Pan Alley Yeah, you can bet Jack is never going back To Frying Pan Alley
The Boy
Sandwich in my pocket Topcoat buttoned tight Still thirty miles to pedal On these empty roads at night But the moon’s a giant lantern There’s no need for a light I’ll be home in good time In the morning The Boy turned pro so early Went down London way I’ll pay a visit now and then Make sure he’s okay We don’t do too much talking We look forward anyway Sometimes we’ll just talk About the same old Who knows where the world is going Nobody does But all the same We could never change We could never change Because he’s all we’ve got No more or less The Boy, God bless He’s just The Boy There’s no sign he’ll pack it in Says why should he stop He makes more money in that gym Than in any blacksmith’s shop He seems to like the glamour The crowds and city lights He likes the cash, he likes the flash And fuss around the fights Will he know when it’s all over Will he still be sharp and bright Still be working Still be on a payroll? Who knows where the world is going Nobody does But all the same We could never change We could never change Because he’s all we’ve got No more or less And he’s The Boy God bless He’s just The Boy The Boy, God bless He’s just The Boy
All Comers
There’ll be one or two in every crowd One or two lads being loud Having themselves a weekend Come out the beer tent with their mates Look over where we stand and wait Going to want to be showing off to the girlfriend Over to the booth they’ll come and stand One’s going to want to put up his hand But he’s maybe had a drink Never seen a real ring He can take on his pals, keep on his shirt We don’t want locals getting hurt Our people on the show are all the real thing We were here back then since way back when In the long hot summers Here back then and we’re back again And taking on all comers All comers You keep your hands up And your expectations slim And you never underestimate The man who’s climbing in Well it’s a hard way to earn a pound alright You’ll maybe get three or four fights a night Maybe more on a weekend But we want to see them back in here When we come round again next year May it never change, just like old friends We were here back then since way back when In the long hot summers Here back then and we’re back again And taking on all comers All comers
Bad Day For A Knife Thrower
Rain’s like thunder on the canvas It’s been coming down hard all day You’ll get the weather And the people all staying away On the old showground On the edge of town And the wind buffeting the van Well, whatever I still don’t have a plan Tried to call you once or twice Drawing a blank That thing we talked about I need to see it in the bank Sitting like a dud in the fairground mud Everything is slower It’s been a bad day For a knife thrower It was a pound a round in '64 With all us kids to feed They stuck together For whatever it was we’d need Truth is he was flying On one engine all the time Out on the racecourse He knew a bookie in disorganised crime When he couldn’t pick up a payday Or anything else He’d have to come through With a tenner or two Have a little bet against himself Sitting like a dud in the fairground mud Feel I’m sinking lower It’s been a bad day For a knife thrower Sitting like a dud in the fairground mud Feel I’m sinking lower It’s been a bad day For a knife thrower
